Somebody famous once said "Work is the curse of the drinking class." And we couldn't agree more. We might actually like to extend the quote to say "Work is the curse of the drinking class and something that gets in the way of playing dodgeball." But who are we to paraphrase? We are just a bunch of overworked, underpaid, lemmings - cogs in the wheel. 

Anyway, this stainless steel flask holds 8 ounces of UTI preventing cranberry juice... or any liquid for that matter. It's also laser etched with the simple, but all-powerful Yacht Club phrase, 'Don't Be A Dick.' Seems like a perfect gift for all of the alcoholics in your life.