Space Patch

Outer space is a vacuum with no breathable air or pressure. The temperature is either boiling or freezing, huge amounts of deadly ultraviolet radiation stream from stars. So if you somehow found yourself floating outside a space station, you are, without a doubt, screwed. 

The good news is, there is hope. This NASA inspired patch will keep you save from asphyxiation, loss of bowel control, boiling blood, sunburn, cell mutation, and the freezing cold. Grab one of two versions: Iron on, or sturdy adhesive backing.